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Study Finds 97% Of Statements Following 'Experts Say' Are Completely Made Up
U.S.—In a groundbreaking study of over 328 million statements given by experts over the last 10 years, researchers discovered that 97% of those statements were totally made up.
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Ilhan Omar Introduces Resolution Condemning Racism, White Men, And The Jews
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A constant target of remarks from President Trump, including chants of “send her back” from a recent rally, Representative Ilhan Omar has introduced a resolution to the House of Representatives condemning the three things she finds most dangerous to society: racism and white men...
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Houston just had a gun buy back. Yes, She-Jack was front and center for the cameras. "...$50 for broken guns, $100 for shotguns and rifles, $150 for handguns, and $200 for automatic weapons."
One man 3D printed 62 "Ghost Guns"(shudder) at a cost of about $3 each. If you do the math, he spent less than $200 and sold them to the city for $3100.
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One man 3D printed 62 "Ghost Guns"(shudder) at a cost of about $3 each. If you do the math, he spent less than $200 and sold them to the city for $3100.
Man sells dozens of 3D-printed guns to city at Houston's 1st gun buyback
The man, who wished to remain anonymous, said he wanted to 'send [Houston leaders] a...
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Extra points if those are pickled eggs. The one thing missing is Guiness Extra Stout. A side of broccoli would also be good.
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A woman goes to her doctor and he asks what he can do for her. She tells him that she's been passing a LOT of gas lately, but fortunately, they don't stink, and are silent. The doctor nods, hands her an Rx and asks her to return in a week.
A week later she returns and reports that she has an update. No change in the amount of gas being passed, they're still silent, but now, they stink something awful!! She wants to know what's next.
The doctor replies, now that we have your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on getting your ears unplugged next.
A week later she returns and reports that she has an update. No change in the amount of gas being passed, they're still silent, but now, they stink something awful!! She wants to know what's next.
The doctor replies, now that we have your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on getting your ears unplugged next.
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Gotta admire the entrepreneurial spiritHouston just had a gun buy back. Yes, She-Jack was front and center for the cameras. "...$50 for broken guns, $100 for shotguns and rifles, $150 for handguns, and $200 for automatic weapons."
One man 3D printed 62 "Ghost Guns"(shudder) at a cost of about $3 each. If you do the math, he spent less than $200 and sold them to the city for $3100.
Man sells dozens of 3D-printed guns to city at Houston's 1st gun buyback
The man, who wished to remain anonymous, said he wanted to 'send [Houston leaders] a...
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Yep. There's nothing better than taking advantage of idiotic democrats.
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Since they aren't accepting any ghost guns on the next buy-back, does that mean they admit that "ghost guns" aren't really a problem? Asking for a friend!
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Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem
MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a Russian penal colony where she will never have to hear America's national anthem being played.
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