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Being a Ford owner I can truthfully say I have never had to walk due to my truck breaking down, BUT I do have to strategically plan routes to ensure there are no corners tighter than what the truck will turn!! Ford trucks don't do shopping mall parking lots unless you don't mind doing a four point parking job!!
 

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Since we're on the topic of vehicles.

While my brother Dustin was dating his gf, now wife, a few years ago; he was driving a 1999 Ford ranger. After he got married he sold the ranger to a younger brother, Kenyon. Kenyon took it for drive after he bought it, and made it only a mile or two down the road before turning around and heading straight home. He said that he had no idea how Dustin made it anywhere in the thing, because nothing worked correctly. The clutch was shot, the steering was sketchy loose, and the brakes really didn't work. After tearing into it to fix it. Come to find out, it was much worse than he thought. There wasn't any, coolant, tranny fluid, or brake fluid in it, and the front wheel bearings were gone. Dustin admitted that he knew there was "a few things wrong" but, you know; the gf takes precedent. True story, Oh, yeah, and he drove full send, pedal to the medal. It's a miracle he didn't he crash the thing. I guess someone was looking out for him.
 

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Being a Ford owner I can truthfully say I have never had to walk due to my truck breaking down, BUT I do have to strategically plan routes to ensure there are no corners tighter than what the truck will turn!! Ford trucks don't do shopping mall parking lots unless you don't mind doing a four point parking job!!
That's not what I've found to be the case, at least with the f450 series. I currently drive a F450 bucket truck, it'll turn circles around the GM trucks I've had
 

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Huh, so there actually white supremists?

I'll put my money on the FBI brother. The only ones I ever knew of were skinheads, and they were just punks.
Uhh - it's a joke. That is the Washington Post logo
 

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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of
their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to
them,

"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up".

Sure, they said, you’re welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game
and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,

"What do you do for a living?"

I’m a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!” was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini
sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. “Here are my
tools."

That's a beautiful telescopic sight,” said the other friend,
"Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here".

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. "This
sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my
wife in the bedroom".

"Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......
He's naked, too!!! The bitch!"

He turned to the hit man. “How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you: One thousand dollars every time I
pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?" “Sure, what do you want?”

"First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in
the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's supposed to be a friend of mine,
so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

“Are you going to do it or not?" asked the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly,

"I think I can save ya a grand here."
 

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Here's an INTERESTING OBSERVATION


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
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3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.


4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.


5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And...


6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF

THE amazing fact is, the higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a shit load of people in Washington DC playing marbles.
 

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So Obama was the gun salesman of the year multiple times during his occupation of the Whitehouse. I bet that Crazy Joe has already managed to beat all the record years of Obama combined with just his first year in occupation.
 
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