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The Two Elderly Women out for a Drive


Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light!"
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred!!! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving!!?"
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Ammo is getting scarce!

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and then asked,

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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Following its success in trials, the Colt pistol was formally adopted by the Army on March 29, 1911, when it was designated Model of 1911, later changed to Model 1911, in 1917, and then M1911, in the mid-1920s.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1911!
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