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what would you do. i've had a plan for years.

i'd go to Vegas, buy the largest land yacht available with every option available. lay in a huge cache of Dos Equis. hire a driver and a lackey. then search the town for the 4 best looking hookers for hire, one each of the traditional hair colors. then i would tour America in style and comfort.
 

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Buy 68forums.com :a43:

(and add better smileys)
 

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i already have eleventy zillion smilies, just no way to upload them here
 

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Buy as large a chunk of property as I could afford and build a nice home right smack in the middle of it. With a fence.
 

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Hire a lawyer, arrange a meeting between that person my cpa and my financial manager. This would be first no matter what. because the crazy is about to come out of the wood work. especially with my family. So I want protection in place first.

then start looking at the markets. No point in letting it just sit there.
 

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Hire a lawyer, arrange a meeting between that person my cpa and my financial manager. This would be first no matter what. because the crazy is about to come out of the wood work. especially with my family. So I want protection in place first.

then start looking at the markets. No point in letting it just sit there.
Weeel dang, that's no fun.
 

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Hire a lawyer, arrange a meeting between that person my cpa and my financial manager. This would be first no matter what. because the crazy is about to come out of the wood work. especially with my family. So I want protection in place first.

then start looking at the markets. No point in letting it just sit there.
The ever level headed response I would expect from you sir!
 

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I too would buy a huge tract of land. Set
it up for hunting. Secure most of the money
so it be working for me. Most winners are broke
in five years.
 

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two words

fuddy duddies
 

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two words

fuddy duddies
After I buy 68forums (and get an attorney...yea!, thanks James), a ranch somewhere in the Rocky Mountian states will be required. Investments and small business next to keep the cash flow. NFA and 4x4 goodies to follow.
 

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After I buy 68forums (and get an attorney...yea!, thanks James), a ranch somewhere in the Rocky Mountian states will be required. Investments and small business next to keep the cash flow. NFA and 4x4 goodies to follow.
i'll drop by in my land yacht, you can have some dos equis but not my hookers
 

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i'll drop by in my land yacht, you can have some dos equis but not my hookers
LMAO, some things you just don't want to share!
 

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Buy as large a chunk of property as I could afford and build a nice home right smack in the middle of it. With a fence.
You're thinking too small. Buy enough land in a remote area that you don't need a fence. Then build a private airstrip to get in and out.

I'd pay off my two houses, buy some more properties outright for rentals and set myself up for continuing income off those properties. Then a bunch of land, private airstrip, cool guns and toys, and a good lawyer and CPA. Probably pay off homes/cars for my family, set up my brothers' kids for college, help out friends, etc.
 

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Walk in the door, holler at the ole lady and tell the to pack her bags, I just won the lottery.

When she asks where we are going I'll tell her I don't care where YOU go, just get the heck outta MY house!! :a44:

Seriously, I'd do like was said above, first get it lined out with the legal and financial guru's because of family and friends that would come out of the woodwork expecting "their" portion, then I'd buy a large piece of land and build a nice house on it and my own rifle and pistol range.
 

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In order:
Hire team of lawyers
Hire team of CPAs
Create LLC, Trust, or similar entity to receive funds
Accept Lump Sum (appx $83 million after taxes right now)
Donate 10% to education and charities
Give one million to my brother, sister, sister-in law, parents, and in-laws. Inform them this is a one-time payment, so be smart (I think they would).
That should put me around $70 million left over. Buy $5 million worth of land/seclusion with a house, a new truck, a fast car, and some other fun toys.
Invest the remaining $65 million into dividend-returning stocks, bonds, and an overall diversified portfolio. Hope to get a modest 5% return on my investment each year.
Minus inflation (3%), live off the 2% interest ($1.3 million yearly) and never touch the principal. Live the rest of my life reasonably while hunting, fishing, and enjoying mother nature. Occasional trips would definitely happen for hunting or sight seeing. A second home in Costa Rica is also a definite possibility.

Not too much to ask for right?
 
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